TOP 10 FUNNIEST Auditions And Moments EVER On Britain’s Got Talent! | Got Talent Global

TOP 10 FUNNIEST Auditions And Moments EVER On Britain’s Got Talent! | Got Talent Global


Let’s do some magic tonight we’re going on a journey deep into the unknown Oh, I’ll do tricks so this evening that’s gonna be gone some amazement come on In takes a breath and moments of pure fantasy Before the next night comes on Solomon. I’ve got my autograph book here I’ve got lots of famous people in there Piers Morgan Bobby Dan fro Michael Buble all the a-listers and I was just wondering if you could get me Russell Crowe’s all to grab You later now, could you stick your finger in any where your night? It’s just a good David Moreno what’s the young? Anywhere anybody? Okay. I’ve done it Remember that person don’t tell anyone All right Just think about it and sleep Come on David Like ease in Thank You T now reaching right back Yes, what’s inside David? I’m good to tell everybody. Yes. It’s The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes now That’s a very rare book everybody because it’s the only book I could find that wasn’t written by you David I’ve memorized every single page on that book and you’re gonna test me on it 202 pages I’ve got a fantastic memory right Daniel. Let’s stand back-to-back The swimming is paying off I can’t see over your shoulder. Can I so short? I can’t even see having my own shoulder right find the page David Yan make it difficult for me Yeah page. Are you on David? I page one hundred and fifty a hundred and fifty. That’s a beautiful trade It’s that upon a chair, you know what it does Okay, this is oh this is page 30 page 30 Yes, yes, have you got that date yet is it it is on no it is it is am Thank You Gillian, thank you very much You smell gold thank you very much what is that it was a spray of Simon. Oh Now a lot of people think they now have this trick Stan, but they run because you see every single page Now since the first audition went out people have been saying is she single Simon And I am actually single by choice That makes builders go WOW then I stopped shaking their ladder You were thinking of somebody very very famous weren’t you I was was it Sir Elton John No Robotic Michael Jackson, was it? Yeah, Michael Jackson Imagine Hello, hi, you know you I’m ma honey and this is Robbie and what make is Robbie He’s a Maltese terrier. Why have you entered this show? What are you gonna do today Doge I teach toga toga So yes that Doga is yoga for you and your dog wicked. Oh So you gonna watch the act that’s a good boy rocky watches that oh, I’ve got to see this, right? Okay Wow Breathe deeply See in and out through your nose Connect with your dog And bow Place your dog on the top of your size. I got place metonymy thighs And rise up Two boats, your dog is the Sailor and you’re the vessel And we’re gonna finish in hotdogs place your dog on the top of your thighs I’m appalled They’ve all got their dogs as well, come on I’m not Yeah, I Think I let the little dogs carry on I will go by the same stage Well, that’s what you thought of yeah, huh? Okay, let’s do the upper Papas Now ready gently fold forward in loose dog position just Forward hold your dog’s support your dog There you go, very nice breathe don’t forget to breathe Bring him back into the center. Well done. Everybody think that’s enough Doga for one day Bobby that was so unnoted. There’s literally way everywhere. Do you think someone needs to get more whose dog was it? I do carry As you can see we will love our dogs on this show and that was fantastic it’s an actor I’m not sure Let’s go. It’s a note from me I guess for me. Yes What do you think bird? Did you enjoy it? Yes, I did. Okay Twice mercy you can account now saving shoes, okay Why were people so excited about that talking dog on Britain’s Got Talent Amanda Holden spin on it for years It was fun meeting handsome tech backstage, but I’m never quite sure which one’s supposed to be the funny one Lisa not dancing Simon Reminds me a lot of my dad He’s a crushed dresser He gets especially cross when he can’t find his socks. I Was really worried for David Walliams when this one when the River Thames for charity because of all that garbage Going in his mouth But since I’m watching bgt, I’m relieved. It’s all coming out again I should open these gorgeous. He’s quite boring though, isn’t it? No, he’s mental. Come on max. Come on So them already Thank me did he it’s this problem. Hi, what’s your name? Dave Dave and who have you got in your arms de max a dog Hi, Bonnie. Oh, he’s so cute There is it gold Are we friends are we friends are we friends now? Are we friends good boy good boy good boy problem – chasing ants I just really would love to know what else max was going to do shoulda done some sing again, seriously Always wanted to find a dog that could sing. It’s just brilliant. It all went to plan I’m sorry is enough. Thank you Way from I’m from South Norfolk where should a job been I’ll do this act Okay I’m not going to ask what it is because we like surprises ash tell me why you’ve been to the show this year Well, my my two little boys they say come on daddy. You gotta be on Britain’s Got Talent So you’ve got salad, you’ve got kids. I’ve got two children. Okay, anything else? Yeah well, but they did have a care I won’t go that I’ve been good luck. Thank you ever so much Well, you see I think my little stick now is all about me I’ve miss hearing lyrics in music see I mean it all started what I went to see The Lion King anybody see the Lion King Oh Look at Auntie, but I must have misheard something right because I thought the first song was about the Arsenal club football manager What I did then right had a little picture myself Abajo Maybe there’s other songs right that you can hear that you think maybe they’re singing something different, right? So I’ve amalgamated loads and it’s just for you hitch it surely Hello, what’s your name? Um, my name is Roberts III just turned 30 11 years ago, so If this your job would you have a normal job? Um, I teach tiny little primary school channel to music as well So I do that which isn’t this Okay best of luck Alright so, um wait basically I’ve written a song Specifically for for you, which makes me nervous and also I’m slightly nervous because got something called dyslexia Which is which was very good for music because when I was young I taught myself the piano Although it’s not so good as I’m older. I recently tried to book tickets for Rihanna my book tickets for Ryanair. Um, Thank you, I’ve got something called Asperger syndrome, which means I’m a genius No, it’s nice to be here I’ve had a bit of a rough week I’ve actually moved into a flat with was my boyfriend yes boyfriend gay And and autistic two ways. I can’t think straight and I Usually when I do clubs I swear a lot so I’ve got to be PC I’ve done a song which is literally be see because it’s about computers and I have done it three times and each time people have laughed. So if you don’t you’re wrong Thank you George for me working in a computer shop I Work in the computer shop make a commuter bright and clean So much crumbs and vomit and don’t ask what’s on the screen I do half the work touch double the time you would want a job like mine If you would find the things I’d find when I’m cleaning Microsoft Windows David Walliams wanted to update his content reminder. He brought me a massive ring binder, but when I looked all the contacts were from Grindr Alesha Dixon’s webcam was another case. She said the picture was awful Was too lovely her face was too lovely There you go Amanda Holden was the only one who’s in scrum was on the mark. She said her outfits have so much spark I said I’m just jealous. I’ll never dress like you because I don’t show Simon Cowell’s Facebook was round the bend. He brought it to me to try to mend. It wasn’t broken. It’s just not No Oh Oh Rubber I love you. I Mean everything you said was hilarious. You’re just a beautiful soul comedy flows from you like water I lovely had a go at us all I think some people were more hurt than others Some was just entirely truthful I just can’t wait to see what you’re gonna do next We start to finish that was hilariously funny you’re a shining star We’re very self-deprecating and I think you have funny bones and the audition was fabulous Well Robert, you know what you’re very uniquely very quirky very funny very naughty Robert which we like Baby gets enough I’m saying it robber way you go for years sequential ages Right here sue sue sue Sue I guess So shoot a freckle on the north through life’s compaction nothing other Only can die once you write sir I’m joining Wow and the term fever, what’s your name? Nice to meet you, so where you from I’m from Clayton limos in a near occurrence of in, Lancashire To have a day job. I’m a singer your brand. Thank you Why you did to us, but you made David’s trip You’re one of those people you made us all so happy we’ll just wanted to join in like a lot of the best performers It was a very very fitting end to Britain’s Got Talent 2017 new events I’m traumatized Literally can’t get this thought out of my mind when I just saw Know what that was a great entrance the fact that you carried on with all the nuttiness Last audition of the series and you made it worthwhile, right? I’ll kick this off with a yes Yes, I’m not saying yes to you but I’m saying yes to you congratulation Kiss-kiss well, what a ways Politicians Who you my name is Don chess, I’m from Wolverhampton I am six years old what I’m here to do my thing You’re gonna sing right? Yes Simon this is an original song called wiggle wine because we go Wine We do I good luck let’s do it on chairs go Chad We go right with the life When I was growing up I used to love to pull pranks on my family and friends whenever my mom was ironing I grabbed the iron and do that ski Event it the world’s only trained flea. Oh, there you go I hate you, son. Awesome. Let me just dry this up for you. No problem piece of cake. There you go Got a picture business What’s your name? My name is Marty cut Oh you America the Canadian they didn’t actually drop my family’s from Liverpool Funniest thing I think I’ve ever seen in my life. I’m gonna kill this dog with a humongous. Yes Thank you guys Get amongst it on see how you’d be at the end of it Thank You meal You Starvation I’d like to remove my eggs Davis I just sort of thought wouldn’t it be great to see Simon sat on the chair and you Reformation over In seven years we thought on this day Let’s do it music You

100 thoughts on “TOP 10 FUNNIEST Auditions And Moments EVER On Britain’s Got Talent! | Got Talent Global

  1. F*** Samsung

  2. David never say no 😎👍

  3. 28:19 what really happens with the camera crew when the contestants are singing

  4. The first one I was literally listening to that song in the car

  5. The dog chasing act made me laugh so hard xddddd

  6. Iam from India and i must admit BGT is the best show in the world the judges are awesome ,the talent is fantastic..

  7. This is the best thing I have ever seen in my amazing life 🤣🤣 I love it so much I was literally crying watching this ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  8. I love simon so much😂❤

  9. All's I gotta say about this is…poor Simon…Gahahaaaahahahaaa!!!

  10. So… When's the funny?

  11. 12:06

    Dog: I don't like you
    Save the anton sksksksksksksksksksk

  12. Poor Simon! 😂😂😂

  13. WIGGLE WINE

  14. Who else is laughing so much they woke their parents up

  15. 24:32 just look at Simon's face 😂😂 I'm dying

  16. 25:18 Simon still can't process what actually happened… Me neither

  17. Not at all impressed with the last bit. As far as this kind of "talent" goes, there are far more discreet places for that than on family "friendly" television. The rest was very entertaining though, and I'm in awe of the level of raw talent in the world.

  18. Mustard……

  19. Did you hear how the first person said tricks.

    No one:

    The first woman: I do tricks

  20. aaaaaaaaaaaaa te sai rapariga, simon é meu fia

  21. 10:38 such a innocent smile after what he said 😂

  22. 27:34
    My friends- Hey what's your favorite song? Mine is Liar!
    Me- Uhhh, it's complicated?cOugH WiggleAhHeM cOUgHWineAaAcHoO, hmm I uh must be sick?

  23. Clean up crew- We gUnNa WiGgLe WinE yOur BoDy! HOLY SH- DAVID DONT DO IT! Oh well, We gUnNa wIgGlE WinE YoUr bOdy!

  24. its funny when the dog was chasing ant I couldn't stop laughing its a little dog

  25. 10:31 переведите пж что он сказал

  26. GOTTA WIGGLE A WINE YUH BODY lmao it’s stuck in my head

  27. Simon: I would like to remove my X
    Caption of the video: I would like to remove my eggs

    WTF

  28. Why do i ship Simon and Amanda so bad??!

  29. What's the music called when they were doing yoga

  30. I watched the first one on X Factor, she was hella funny 😅😂🤣

  31. How is David not gay lol

  32. The got roasted by a kid lol

  33. Wiggle wine~ wiggle a wine your body~ I love this song

  34. Manny muden is very clever in her clip

  35. Awful, just awful!

  36. 4:56 I thought he was dead😕

  37. 😭😭😭😂😂😂

  38. i loved the last part when David was fighting with Simon to come up on the stage and dance I am still laughing haahahhAahahahahahaaahahahaha

  39. I have an errection

  40. Have you seen how skinny the gogo dancers shins were??????

  41. 15:00 putin

  42. I’m just gonna leave 25:53 here

  43. That guy that toilet papered simon has to be the funniest thing iver ever seen. I havent laughed that hard in a very long time.

  44. and this was funny why?

  45. 10:52
    Vote that kid off now,NOW

  46. I love the Doga!

  47. 🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😭😭😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😭😭😭😭

  48. during Sue's act…….

    ….David being David from the bible…strips while praising the Lord.XD.lol

  49. IS IT JUST ME OR IS DAVID GAY BECAUSE HE SAID THAT SIMON SMELLED GOOD

  50. That dog had a problem with Ant from the beginning 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  51. Dude this seems sm better then America’s Got Talent omg

  52. Came her from TikTok lol

  53. THE WAY SHE FELL ASHYRUUDHHDH URHFHDBBXNSJDHDHSJDN OH MY GOD

  54. Her:Breathe, don't forget to breathe
    Simon:*looking like he had forgotten how to breathe*

  55. 13:35 IM CRYINGGGG 😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂

  56. David got what he always wanted at the end 🤣

  57. TOCA MUITO

  58. It would have been hilarious if on the first one when the stunt double the actual person doing the act and they just fell of the stage 😂🤣 I can’t I’m srry

  59. that lady on the chair is grossbut apart fromthat good

  60. The next time I finish saying an insult, I’ll add in, “Cleaning Microsoft Windows”

  61. I think David is a bit gay

  62. David is my favourite out of the 4 anyone agree

  63. Clean up on isle 5

  64. If Simon and David were a dating….who would be the Top and who would be the bottom…..

  65. OMG that girl is a DOG LOVER! And Im a DOG LOVER!!❤❤❤

  66. David: takes off pants/strips
    Simonexe.com has stopped working

  67. Were those actually the judges’ dogs?

  68. This video is great! everyone made me laugh!

  69. HOW DOES ONE PERSON NOT LIKE THE 2ND ACT!!!

  70. pause the video at 24:02

  71. wiggle wine sounds like buju banton

  72. 16:49 am i the only one who wants to know who that guy in the audience is?! omg

  73. david's dog is like dad wtf are you doing to me

  74. David is an agent of chaos

  75. 😱 omg

  76. Wiggle wine should be a legit song

  77. 7:15 she has such a chill dog omf
    My heart at 30:00

  78. Who cracked up laughing when max went after Ant leave a like that was funnnnny

  79. Who’s here from the TikTok girl

  80. 15:18

    “Well they did have a cat”

    “🙂➡️🙂⬅️🙂➡️🙂⬅️”

    😆

  81. 33:02 that look …

  82. HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  83. That little kid was hilarious

  84. THE WAY THE FIRST LADY JUST DISAPPEARED AGAGGAGAGA IM PEEING

  85. Simon at 24:30 😂

  86. Wiggle wine yipeee

  87. I died when Ant fell off the chair lol

  88. I love the lion king it’s the best

  89. What is it with david and how many times he kinda (fondles) simon?

  90. 34:08

  91. Ok basically the only thing that was funny in this last act was David stepping in so yeaaaa…..

  92. i feel so bad for Dave

  93. Luv the dogg, that pissed in his shoes

  94. i just love that “wiggle wine” made EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE PLACE WIGGLE

    i just love that so much

  95. So funnyyy

  96. 10:44 you see backstage, the girl who got Simon’s golden buzzer this season

  97. Omg Simons dogs are so cute❤❤❤

  98. Mandy has appeared

    Mandy's other actor:I'ght imma head right out

    Cameraman: imma end this whole man's i mean girl's carrer

  99. That was really Michael Jackson?

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