This is what you missed. Caramel Heights High Stadium Some would call it ghetto I think we should start
a feminist club! Where are all the lesbians? Feminism made me a lesbian And lesbianism made me blind This is a condom. We can still make it work
With protection Ain’t gonna work mate Can’t go with a bloke who’s been with other blokes! Don’t want to give you spores. Have you ever heard of Cheesus camp? That’s where they really sent Sheri. Witness and be converted. We face a radical threat we can only stop together. Sheri. Be gone false prophet! Let me out! *THEME SONG* A night of Malt Grizzly? Princes snag your princesses?! Boy, girl couples only? More like a night of heteronormative hell. Didn’t we just unsafe McTucky? They can’t pretend we don’t exist. Let’s rock this bitch! When you asked me to homecoming
I thought you wanted to get back together- Or at least, dance. I just wanted to get all posted up
and blow this place out wicked Before I had the baby and this party is proper ratty. *BALOON POPS* *LIGHTS CUT OUT* *CHEERING* What an entrance! Also, I’d like to remind you to vote
for homecoming prince and princess. You’re good mate
I got this plan- Get a hot new boyfriend, tell ’em it’s his
and make millions going on that show Teen ego and preggo Laters. Get off Rindr and come celebrate. Turn off turn up.
Turn off turn up. I really only have football. But, you have football and your girlfriend? The only guy I like thinks I gave him spores. No matter how many guys
I hook up with I can get him out of my Heart?! Awwwww. *KISSING NOISES* Excuse me. May I have this dance? Ewwww if you leave room for my dignity. Sorry, I don’t date lesbians. *CRYING* Owww! I thought you were gonna jump! I was trying to get perspective. I’m sorry. Also- I deleted Rindr. *PHONE BEEPS* Okay, I’m deleting Rindr now. You gotta be kidding me! It’s time to present the court.
This proves that your vote does count! The nominees for prince,
Butch. *CHEERING* Christopher. *CHEERING* And, Peanut! Your homecoming princess nominees are- Shirley Cone! *CRYING* Hanna Eggplant- Yay, Hanna! And your final nominee,
Sheri Soda. *SPEAKING IN TONGUES* Cheeses, hear my cries! What? I gave you one instruction. Spread your holy word! No. Convert the infidels! No. Kills the infidels? No, love, Sheri. You had one job
and you failed. You expect me me read the holy scrolls
to find one, little, word?! You would have to learn to read first. I will cut you! Your homecoming princess- Hanna! What?! My milkshake used to bring all the boys to the yard- And now homecoming princess goes to
a purple hippo in a wheel chair?! I am a woman.
Exceptional. Feminists build each other up! You think I like being known as a man-hating feminist? I couldn’t even find a date tonight! Guess what McTucky.
I’m a feminist- I love men and I love gender roles too! I want a man to pay for my dinners,
to fight for me, even though I can fight for myself. And he has to be buff, so he can scoop me up
and whisk me away into the sunset. *CLAPS* There’s been a mistake! *GASPS* Your princess is actually, Peanut? *LAUGHTER* You may think it’s funny to diss my genderqueerness. Or that being a princess makes you weak. Jokes on you. According to this McTucky handbook
if there’s no elected food council president by homecoming The homecoming princess is automatically appointed. My name is Peanut Monae Washington
they, them, theirs And I’m your new food council president. *LIGHT CRASHES* *ARGUING* Flamingo, filet mignon. Fl- flam
Flame. Able. Flameable? Flammable! *EXPLOSION* *KISSING* Maybe the frame will hold up? So, if McTucky Fried High is burned down- Where do we go to school? We’d transfer to the closest one. Dude, that’s like impossible though, right? I mean, like, that would mean we’d all
like, have to transfer to- Caramel heights high!!!! The chocolate school? Word to your mother! Now go on, click that subscribe button. Click it or ticket! Sprankles- Sprankles.