Inside Amy Schumer – Girl, You Don’t Need Makeup

Inside Amy Schumer – Girl, You Don’t Need Makeup


♪♪ ♪ Girl, it ain’t no lie
just look deep into my eyes ♪ ♪ You’re perfect and I think
you should know ♪ ♪ You should know ♪ ♪ That you don’t need
no lipstick ♪ ♪ You don’t need no blush ♪ ♪ ‘Cause you’ve got
that inner natural glow ♪ ♪ Magazines say that
you’re whack ♪ ♪ Girl, don’t believe them ♪ ♪ Just leave that
tabloid trash on the rack ♪ ♪ Girl, don’t you read them ♪ ♪ You’re beautiful
and who cares what they think ♪ ♪ Now wash that loving face off
in the sink ♪ ♪ In the sink, girl ♪ ♪ Girl, you don’t
need makeup ♪ ♪ You’re perfect
when you wake up ♪ ♪ Just walk around
like that all day ♪ ♪ Wipe that goop off
of your face ♪ ♪ I’ll take you
to a special place ♪ ♪ It’s something that
I’ve got to say ♪ ♪ Wipe it off (whoo)
wipe it off (yeah) ♪ ♪ Wipe it off (let’s go, girl)
wipe it off ♪ ♪ Ho-ho-ho-hold up, girl
we spoke too soon ♪ ♪ With this whole
no makeup tune ♪ ♪ We kinda changed our mind
on the makeup thing ♪ ♪ You’ll be the
hottest girl in the nation ♪ ♪ With just a touch
of foundation ♪ ♪ Girl, I can’t be seen with
the ghost from “The Ring” ♪ ♪ I didn’t know that your lashes
were so stubby and pale ♪ ♪ Just a little mascara
and you’ll look female ♪ ♪ Please listen, girl
what we’re trying to say ♪ ♪ Just get up an hour earlier ♪ ♪ And you can make yourself
much girlier (girlier) ♪ ♪ Much girlier ♪ ♪ Girl, you don’t
need makeup ♪ ♪ You’re perfect
when you wake up ♪ ♪ Just don’t go outside
like that, okay ♪ ♪ Just a little makeup
some natural looking makeup ♪ ♪ What more do I have to say ♪ ♪ Just put it on ♪ ♪ Put it on ♪
I’m trying. ♪ Just put it on
put it on (sing!)♪ ♪ Na-na-na, na-na-na
na-na-na-na, na-na ♪ ♪ Na-na-na, na-na-na
that’s not enough, girl♪ More?
♪ Na-na-na, na-na-na ♪ ♪ Na-na-na-na, na-na
na-na-na, na-na-na ♪ ♪ Na, na! ♪ Girl, I wanna
get real with you. I got a lot of regrets
in my life. I regret missing
my father’s funeral to audition for
“The Voice.” I regret being high
when my niece was born. But most of all,
I regret telling you not to wear makeup. That’s on me. But what’s on you is
hopefully more makeup. See, it’s like I tore up
the shag carpet assuming there were
hardwood floors underneath. But it turn out to be
just dirty linoleum. These are just
metaphors, girl. But they are about
your face. ♪ Girl, you do need makeup
lots and lots of makeup ♪ ♪ Think of a clown
and then work your way back ♪ ♪ You are great
except your face, girl ♪ ♪ So don’t take off
your makeup ♪ ♪ Wear it when
you sleep and swim ♪ ♪ We met someone else
we’re out ♪♪

100 thoughts on “Inside Amy Schumer – Girl, You Don’t Need Makeup

  1. It's funny how women are their own worst enemy. You look better with make up? No sh*t! Why wouldn't guys prefer a face with less flaws and more feminine features? But see, humans are adaptable creatures. Now that most women/girls wear fake-up all the time and guys can only see you with the mask on, you have effectively raised our expectations on what is normal beauty. You did it to yourself trying to compete for attention.

  2. Her face

    I’d say it stings my eyes but she’s to trash to even do that

  3. Finally, a video with Amy Schumer in it that isn't cringeworthy

  4. Her face makes me feel nervous

  5. Omg I'm gonna have to watch the end again I was laughing too hard to see it lmfao. Love this chick!

  6. Just downloaded it on spotify… Wear it when you sleep and swim lol

  7. literally all men on the internet who feel like they have to comment on a girl's makeup use lol

  8. This is a video that goes ALL the way in !

    https://youtu.be/K_vDKQR8gPQ

  9. Fat, ugly and untalented

  10. The guy with natural hair has done amazing work in the series 'Rise'.
    I loved the series, highly recommend. 💜

  11. "these are just metaphors, girl….but they are about your face" 😂

  12. Amy Schumer doesn't need make-up, just a full-body sized burlap bag.

  13. blonde dude is so hot

  14. I thought that was Luke from Modern Family(Nolan Gould?)

  15. lol is that the guy from rise

  16. Men will hound women about their appearance, while putting literally ZERO effort on their part!! You want a supermodel girlfriend?? Better take a look at the man in the mirror brother :/

  17. Love this song lowkey

  18. I love it when women brag "I'm a natural beauty" "just a lip" then have fake nails, weaves and wigs, breast implants, butt injections or implants" I just laugh and say "go on Ms. All Natural"

  19. I love how they make the guys seem like the bad ones. When never did I once get criticized for how I look without makeup by my guy friends or boyfriends. If anything it was the girls at my school (EVEN SOME OF MY FRIENDS) that would tell me “you look better without glasses” “you should wear makeup” “why aren’t you wearing mascara?” “Don’t you curl your lashes?” LIKE c’mon now. It is your CHOICE in the end to listen or to ignore that negativity.

  20. I am not the least bit ashamed to say that I've been watching this video almost daily for months now. It never gets old. I listen to it when I get ready in the morning. 🤓

  21. Whats with the boys and that pig

  22. “It’s like I tore up a shag carpet, assuming there’d be hard wood floors underneath, but it turned out to be just dirty linoleum. These are just metaphors girl. But they are about your face.”

  23. "A boy band encourages Amy to dispense with her beauty regimen and embrace her inner glow." Until they see the "real me" – her without makeup! Hahahaha! Everyone should throw away these cancer-causing "beauty products!"

  24. Anyone else crushing hard on 'The Voice' guy? I am in love. So hot.

  25. Point: most men have an unrealistic image of what no-makeup natural looks like… Also, they rarely think about how ridiculous their own faces look like.

  26. Defo One Direction 😂

  27. Stop promoting to" girler "as if more good looking

  28. The guy in the purple shirt with the short straight hair reminds me of a young Jim Carrey. His facial expressions are priceless. They all have very entertaining facial expressions.

  29. So I started singing the first verse of this in front of my toddler "girl you don't need no make up. You're perfect when you wake up."
    My little toddler just stared at me "Mom, but you do need makeup when you wake up!"
    … thank you honest toddler. Thank you

  30. 2019 anyone? Just me? Ok

  31. slayed me hahaha

  32. How did I go 4 years without this🤣🤣🤣

  33. I don't think she's all that funny and she's hybg up on her body zzz

  34. I call bullshit on her looking like that without make up. Her neck colour did not match her face.

  35. Amy serving Neutrogena commercial realness at 0:56

  36. "You're great except your face girl"LOL

  37. looks healthier and natural without makeup….prettier without that bs

  38. I hear this song in my head every morning getting ready for work

  39. i'm often told i have great skin. (it's makeup.)

  40. Does anyone else agree that blonde girls look prettier without make up? Idk why but light tone haircolor works so much as a concealer sometimes! Specially when it comes to acne.. 🤔

  41. What's the name of the band?

  42. How I managed to get over my long time love obsession…

    He told me one time that he wondered what I would look like with make up on.

    Read more for details

    I've never worn makeup and I personally don't like it, but don't really care what other people do or think on it. For me, my parents banned it, then I went to college and didn't know how to even start if I wanted to… Which I didn't. Then I realized it was too much time, effort, and money to try to insert into my life at 23 so I just don't. I said as much to said guy and he said "Well it wouldn't hurt to try." And just like that my feelings we're as broken as old eye shadow.

  43. Oh my god the second part is literally what goes through my mind every day… shes so spot on lol

  44. 1:50

    🎵 just put it on! 🎵

    I’m trying!

  45. They look like they came from 2000's

  46. I wonder this one originally from

  47. Literally repeat stuff bo burnham. Glad to see more ppl parodying this

  48. She should elbow them in the face when they are sitting by her!Yeah I’m bitter!

  49. 0:45–0:48 is hilarious!

  50. See this is why I don't wear makeup. Guys can't have unachievable expectations of me every day if I have an off day or forget.

  51. Every fucking guy who says he likes the 'natural look' has no clue what he's talking about

  52. We met someone else we're out. 🤣🤣🤣

  53. This is the only boy band song we need

  54. 😂😂so funny!

  55. This is so hilarious bc boys who say they prefer “the natural look” have NO CLUE 😂

  56. song lowkey a bop.

  57. She goes in on herself pretty hard it’s funny, but at the same time like I really Hope her self esteem isn’t this low

  58. What's that boy group name?

  59. Think of a clown and work your way back…
    😂

  60. Who else is in 2019 and still listens to this?

  61. James Charles and Tati Westbrook brought me here

  62. Publicly women protest having make up forced upon them, but I doubt you could pry it away from them.

  63. "But most of all I regret telling you to not wear makeup. That's on me but what's on you is hopefully more make up."

    I died. XD

  64. 1:59 Go Titans Go

  65. Girls dont need makeup
    Amy does

  66. First Amy Schumer sketch I've seen that I found funny

  67. My new favorite song

  68. “These are just metaphors, girl. But they are about your face” 2:13
    Lol

  69. I mainly go bare face everyday at work and anywhere else. I here and there apply makeup on just because I wanted to.

  70. Strange that the lead singer seems like he’s supposed to be Louis

  71. I could see this turn from the start

  72. She did look hideous without it.

  73. I don't think this song is about the makeup or women so much as shallowness and false expectations.

  74. People always assume I’m not wearing makeup, but I wear concealer, foundation, mascara and blush for my everyday natural look. They know I’m wearing mascara but they always think my skin is naturally that great. It’s not.

  75. “Just a little mascara and you’ll look female”

  76. S T O P. RA P E I N G. B a B I E S
    Ahhh / they tried to bring you the mind control thing// Glenn Beck did for real // silly ass /…i heard that

  77. S R B
    Silly // into it a bit ,huh//

  78. Priceless

  79. She doesn’t even look that bad without makeup…

  80. Dirty linoleum

  81. 😂😂😂

  82. Dude with side bangs is the star of the group

  83. For reals tho, she looks cute without makeup.

  84. Natural makeup doesn't look natural. :p

  85. Can't believe I haven't seen it before. This is so funny!
    I lost it at NA-nana-na-na XD

  86. Is this another bit Amy Schumer stole? Probably. She ALWAYS rips off other ppls stuff

  87. I despise Amy Schumer but like damn this is so hilarious

  88. haha this is SO TRUE. When guys say they prefer girls without makeup what they ACTUALLY like is girls with natural looking makeup.

  89. Look at other male comics. They are fun and you have 1 female… Look what she creates garbage… female just garbage at comedy.. stop trying we have enough garbage on this planet..

  90. Lol

  91. This has to be one of the funniest sketch song music videos I've ever seen!
    I laughed so hard I cried!
    It's brilliant and spot on!

  92. What boy celebs say: I prefer girls without makeup
    What they actually mean: I prefer girls with a lot of "natural" looking makeup

  93. "Girl, I love how you don't need makeup to look pretty." – Guy, to girlfriend who spent two hours getting herself ready for date. Meanwhile, he didn't even bother to trim his pubes.

  94. Sad

  95. Dirty Linoleum LOL!

  96. My favorite sketch !!

  97. "Im trying" XD

  98. that's on me and what's on you is hopefully more makeup… that is the fucking most fucking funny line of all time

  99. "Just get up an hour earlier…."
    cries

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