[Intro] (door rings) Ouya: I’m back! Ouya: hahahahahahaahahaha! Ouya: HAHAHAHAHA! (door closes) (gasp) Ouya: why would you close the door? Ouya: I said I’m back! Gtx1080: OH SNAP! Gtx1080: WATCH OUT EVERYONE ! Gtx1080: LOOKS LIKE MISTER B&$*%@ OVER HERE IS BACK! Ps4: what.. Ps4: what are you talking about, GTX? Ps4: who’s back? Gtx1080: I THINK IT’S SANTA CLAUS! Ouya: step aside you insolent baboon! (glass breaks) Gtx1080: I AM A GTX 1080 Ouya: so would any of you care to tell me why I wasn’t invited to the console house? Ps4: I’m sorry, who are you? Xbox one: yeah I think we would know if another console was released Ouya: I AM A CONSOLE! Ouya: I’M THE OUYA! Xbox one: wow! Xbox one: I don’t like your name! Ps4: OUYA? MORE LIKE $%@# YA! Xbox one: hahaha, I get it! Ps4: haha! Xbox one: good one, ps4! Ps4: because the… ouya… Ps4: $%@# the Ouya, you know what I mean? Xbox one: geez, you really know how to ruin a good joke, don’t you Ps4: sorry… Ouya: enough chitchatting! Ouya: seriously? Ouya: noone here invited me to the house? Xbox one: I mean, what do you want me to say? Ouya: you guys even invited the toaster! Toaster: I’M A VIDEO GAME CONSOLE! Ouya: NO YOU’RE NOT Ouya: AND YOU NEVER WILL BE! Toaster: aww… Ps4: okay, that was just uncalled for Xbox one: dude, if you really want to be a part of the console house Xbox one: you gotta prove that you’re a console Ouya: and how exactly would I be able to prove that? Ps4: I know! Xbox one: yeah, he knows everything so you’d better stop what you’re doing and listen up! Ps4: every consoles should atleast be able to do this! Ouya: what the h#%* is going on with you people Xbox one: he’s getting nervous, ps4 Xbox one: I don’t think he can do it Ps4: WHAT? Ps4: YOU’RE TELLING ME YOU CAN’T DO THIS?! Ps4: HUH?! Ps4: CAN’T DO THIS???! Gtx1080: I KNEW IT! Gtx1080: HE’S A PHONY! Ps4: I thought he was a console, Xbox! Ps4: HE TOLD US HE WAS A CONSOLE! Ps4: HOW COULD HE?? Xbox one: it’s all going to be okay, PS4 Xbox one: this is all just a dream! Ps4: stop! that hurts! Toaster: I don’t know guys! Toaster: I’m a console and I can’t do that either! Toaster: ahhhhhhhh! Xbox one: GET HIM! (gasp) Ouya: I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! Xbox one: phew, man we sure dodged a bullet with that one Ps4: I know right , what an i%#*@ Ps4: He really thought we didn’t know who he was Xbox one: oh we definitely know about the Ouya Xbox one: he can’t even run minesweeper at full speed and he expects us to call him a console Ps4: I guess everything’s back to normal right? Xbox one: yep, everything’s back to normal Gtx1080: NO, IT’S FINE Gtx1080: YOU GUYS CAN JUST FIX ME TOMORROW INSTEAD!